You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
