Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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No, drunk sperm still make babies.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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