She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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