how can u be prego again
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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