He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
tell me about the eggs
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