I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize