she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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