party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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