cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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