Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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