There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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