Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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