Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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