He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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