just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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