we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I still have a little drunk in my system
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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