is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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