Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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