we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You're completely useless in the revolution.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
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when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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