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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that

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• (914): View more from New York

  Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Don't worry about me. I am infinite.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?

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