love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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