if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?