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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room

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  Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65

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• (323): View more from California

  You got in a fight last night?

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  Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.

  (323): View more from California

  Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.

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• (716): View more from New York

  oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear

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  The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.

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