Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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