She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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