i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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