Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
