you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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