Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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