There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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