I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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