Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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