I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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