how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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