NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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