So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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