the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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