she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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