take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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