Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....