No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone