the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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