Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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