it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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