So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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