i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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