she looked like the before picture.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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