So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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