I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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