so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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