dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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