My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize