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I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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