Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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