2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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