i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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