Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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