Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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