We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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